THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep”
When discussing Martin the human, I think it’s important to consider that whatever crimes he committed for Billy to have tossed him into the Citadel, it’s clear that they were objectively worse than anything the Lich has done.
Consider that the Lich, for all his apocalyptic attempts to end all life, everywhere, forever, has not been brought to the Citadel until the Prismo thing. Dude’s been around a long time; if Farmworld’s events can be taken as canon, the Lich has most likely existed since the bombs that ended the Great Mushroom War and precedes Ooo as a recognizable region. He’s had all that time to commit whatever evils he does, and he’s certainly not an underachiever; PB recognized his threat and spelled it out for Finn.
And the Lich, for his constant killings, has still never done anything big enough to merit imprisonment in the Citadel. Martin, on the other hand, has.
Martin has done something worse than anything we’ve seen the Lich do on-screen.
Consider that for a moment.
ryuko fawning over megane nonon
what if nonon only wears glasses on rly bad mornings
Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.