I Made Out With That Asshole

Word count: ~2500

Rating: Teen

College AU

This is my first KlK fanfic and I wrote it like two weeks ago but was too nervous to post it until five minutes ago when I read it over and edited it again. Also, Femslash February is coming up and I wanted to have a little warm-up!

The first time Ryuko Matoi met Satsuki Kiryuin, it was at a stupid community college frat party and she dressed like she was ready for what looked to be a cross between a war and a photo shoot. In her own raggedy hand-me-downs from her foster family and with her belligerence towards anything close to structured government, Ryuko already hated her. She’d never actually spoken to her, but since her whole school had been buzzing about the private school this party’s host had managed to convince to come -someone Ryuko wasn’t even sure she knew because these parties ended up consisting of the whole school, and then some, due to everybody inviting everybody else.

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Coming up in the klk fanfic sequel: Ryuko bites literally everything because she is a barbarian

caduceator:

karmayeti:

Coming up in the klk fanfic sequel: Ryuko bites literally everything because she is a barbarian

ryuko is 100% uncultured swine and i (and satsuki) love her for it

(also spoiler alert she’s terribad at eating out pussy and Satsuki has to stop her from licking her fucking clitoris off

this fic was supposed to be like a quick 2000 words it’s 6000 and still not done omgggg)

caduceator:

karmayeti:

caduceator:

karmayeti:

Coming up in the klk fanfic sequel: Ryuko bites literally everything because she is a barbarian

ryuko is 100% uncultured swine and i (and satsuki) love her for it

(also spoiler alert she’s terribad at eating out pussy and Satsuki has to stop her from licking her fucking clitoris off

this fic was supposed to be like a quick 2000 words it’s 6000 and still not done omgggg)

"oh my god just stop, you’re making it worse, why are you so awful at everything" - satsuki to ryuko, every single day of her life

"do I really have to teach you all of this???
you’re useless Matoi you don’t even know how to please a woman”
Ryuko is so confused and aroused all at once and she wants to prove her wrong

caduceator:

karmayeti:

caduceator:

karmayeti:

caduceator:

karmayeti:

Coming up in the klk fanfic sequel: Ryuko bites literally everything because she is a barbarian

ryuko is 100% uncultured swine and i (and satsuki) love her for it

(also spoiler alert she’s terribad at eating out pussy and Satsuki has to stop her from licking her fucking clitoris off

this fic was supposed to be like a quick 2000 words it’s 6000 and still not done omgggg)

"oh my god just stop, you’re making it worse, why are you so awful at everything" - satsuki to ryuko, every single day of her life

"do I really have to teach you all of this???
you’re useless Matoi you don’t even know how to please a woman”
Ryuko is so confused and aroused all at once and she wants to prove her wrong

i get the feeling ryuko being rly competitive but bad at something is the source of 99% of her frustration in life (ryuko’s idea of “how to do something well” is just like. dO IT WITH MORE ENTHUSIASM/STRENGTH!! it doesn’t matter what the situation/action is, this is her fallback strategy)

plus having satsuki around to witness her failures makes it like 200x worse lmao.

but what really grinds Satsuki’s gears is that she just like focuses all of that energy and improves really quickly and THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN GOD DAMN IT -I mean, she was able to make herself fly in the actual series by just sheer power of will (well, and her connection to life fibers) so that’s something

Ryuko is constantly making everything a competition and it’s extremely unhealthy but she seriously can’t stop like she’ll just be like “ha I won, I didn’t tell you but I totally challenged you to a game of chicken” or something

and that’s why her only friend is Mako

Dinner and a Movie

The sequel to “I Made Out With That Asshole”, which you can read here if you haven’t already (it’s considerably shorter than this one!!). You don’t technically need to have read the last one, but it helps contextualize some of the dialogue and character dynamics. For Femslash February!

Word count: 8300

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Mako is asked out on a date by Ira Gamagori, the eight-foot tall part-time cashier at the local grocery store, and, Ryuko being Ryuko, decides that she must chaperone, just in case. Satsuki has the same idea.

You can imagine how well that goes.

It’s on AO3 Here!

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The second time Ryuko Matoi met Satsuki Kiryuin she was chaperoning her foster sister. But before that, her foster sister sat down Ryuko to tell her the news.

“A date?” Ryuko asked, brows furrowing, mildly surprised.

“Mhm!” Mako answered happily, head bobbing.

Ryuko grunted and crossed her arms. “With who?”

“Only the best person in the world! Ira Gamagori!” She exclaimed, grinning.

Ryuko paused and glanced down, trying to place a face on the name. Finding nothing, she looked back up at Mako and said, “Who?”

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your fanfictions about ryuko la satsuki save my day. Oh god, thanks sO MUCH <3 it's hard to find good fanfic's about them (especially with this whole thing of sisters...) tHANKS YOU EXIST~ <3

thank YOU for sending this to me!! I really appreciate the compliment!!

chimera-chimera:

karmayeti, I  had your fanfic on the mind on and off today, and I decided to do a little fanart.  Hope you don’t mind!

UMMM OF COURSE I DON’T MIND???? It’s the Skittles scene!!! Look at both of their dumb stupid endearing faces omg
I love it, thanks so much!

i saw tagged that "why are you hitting yourself" post with ryuko and satsuki but just imagine ryuko and nonon doing that

fucking

perfect

Seriously I hate you right now. Since I read your fic I can't stop thinking about stupid little things between these two idiots, like Ryuko starting to buy tea just in case Satsuki randomly appears in her house ("Mako likes this shit, Kiryuin, don't be so full of yourself") and wants some. Or Ryuko giving Satsuki the orange skittles without even realizing it, and Satsuki is falling so hard for this kind of details that's not even funny. You've created a monster, send help.

This is really cute omg

Ryuko would probably just buy tea and then realize she doesn’t have a kettle or something so she has to use the microwave and Satsuki looks COMPLETELY DISGUSTED

Thank you so much, hearing this stuff just makes me SO PUMPED to write more!!